Samantha Hamlet Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

So yeah, *whore* ain’t just a label—it’s a freakin’ saga. Makes me laugh, cry, wanna dance like Mia. Next time someone says it, I’m gonna be like, “Hold up, fam, lemme tell ya a story!” Cringey? Maybe. But that’s me—optimism on blast, baby!

Slow Shakespeare

Note to Hamlet, "That drop of blood that's calm proclaims me whore, because only such a bastard could be calm about his father's death.

So gear up, you donkey – and when you wander around, remember: don’t be a numbskull and miss out on the raw pulse of this insane wonderland. Get off your arse, immerse yourself, and for God’s sake, keep your eyes open – because every brick and every whisper might just set your soul on fire. Now get moving, and enjoy the mad, wild PHamlet, ya filthy animal!

My 38th 'Hamlet' (inside Grand Theft Auto) is the first I've seen with flamethrowers