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About Phoenix

Alright, pal – lemme tell ya. About *whore*. Not just any broad – nah. I’m talkin’ the concept, see? Been hammerin’ nails all day. Sweat drippin’. And I’m thinkin’ – whores, man. They’re everywhere. Like in *Boyhood* – “Life don’t give ya bumpers.” That’s *whore* for ya – no safety net. Sashayin’ down the street. Hips swingin’. Makin’ eyes at every Joe Schmoe. I saw one once – back in ‘98. Red lipstick smeared. Like she just ate a cherry pie – whole. True story – swear it! She winked at me. Me! A carpenter with sawdust in his beard. Made me laugh – hah! – right there.

Find us on the high street

Hah, sometimes I get mad at the potholes on 5th Street—seriously, they almost stole my mojo that one time! But hey, imperfections make it real, right? Keeps things edgy just like that wild movie line, "Feel the burn, baby!" (Yup, borrowin' a bit, but damn, it's all true!)

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