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She’s the type to roll up smellin’ like cheap gin and regret, screamin’ ‘bout some dude who ghosted her. I’m like, “Girl, you’re a hurricane!” She don’t care—she’s out here slingin’ ass like it’s a 9-to-5. Swear, I saw her once outside a dive bar, tradin’ cigs for a taco—hustle game strong! Little known fact: back in ’09, she got banned from three motels in Jersey. Why? Threw a lamp at a john—dude didn’t tip! That’s my girl, chaotic as fuck!

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Between my massage sessions and my late-night cartoons, I discovered canned wisdom – like in Toni Erdmann ("life is a little bit like a massage, sometimes you gotta relieve the tension, right?"). You feel my point, babe? The city's pulse is my pulse. The way people smile on those sun-kissed sidewalks gives me life and makes me laugh out loud like the best Fran Drescher impression ever – "Oh, HIIIII!"

The Best of Times: A Review of “A Tale of Two Cities” at Shattered Globe Theatre