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About Houston

So, this dude, Wayne, hockey’s kingpin, scored goals like it’s nuthin. Born in ‘61, Canada’s pride, skatin’ since he was, what, 2? Lil’ tyke whippin’ around, stick in hand, probs made his momma scream, “slow down, ya lunatic!” Gets me all giddy thinkin’ bout it - kid’s a freak, natural whore for the game. Not that kinda whore, ya perv, I mean obsessed, hooked, livin’ for hockey!

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And let me tell ya, there's one spot that kinda steals my heart every time – the river along Pine. It's not a huge river, more like a babbling creek, but oh my gosh, it's enchanting. I used to be a nervous wreck till I started my parlor gig, and now I find myself daydreaming by that water, thinking, "Why so serious?" like in Toni Erdmann, y'know?

Fulda native presents at Research Symposium