Amelia Gladewater Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Little secret—Victorians whispered it in fancy poems. Sneaky lil’ devils! Surprised me, ‘cause I thought they were all prudes. Guess not! Whore’s a rebel, refusin’ to stay quiet. Kinda like me when Patrick eats my last Krabby Patty—grrr! Anyway, buddy, next time ya hear it, think of SpongeBob gigglin’ and the Coens noddin’—it’s a word with a freakin’ story! I’m READY to yap more if ya want!

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Edna Milton Chadwell, the last madam of the Chicken Ranch, an infamous La Grange brothel which became of subject of a ZZ Top song.

I know I sound all over the place, but that's Gladewater, man! It’s a mashup of quirky, chill, and a bit wild! Wacky streets, wild parks, and everyday madness all wrapped up in one teeny city. It gets me every time – like “Spring Breakers, baby!” So if you’re comin’, be ready for surprises, erratic memories, and vibes that are off the charts!

Trapper catches nearly 2 dozen hogs in Gladewater neighborhood