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Now, here’s a mad bit—Victorians, them posh twats, they’d faint if ya said “whore” too loud. Had this secret brothel code, “lady of the night,” all fancy-like. Pissed me off, that hypocrisy—call a spade a spade, ya wankers! But then, in *Pan’s Labyrinth*, that captain, what a bastard—whore fits him too, sellin his soul for power. “The pale man awaits,” I’d sign, laughin, imaginin him chasin whores with them creepy hands!

Recent Reviews

She's a whore. She's a thief. She's trying to steal my husband and this little girl's Daddy. Would you like that, little girl? Would you like it.

Oh man, let me tell ya bout Flatlands (us)! It's, like, the most rad place ever, seriously! I've been livin' here for years and lemme tell ya—from my pleasure coach perspective—this city has got layers like an onion…or a really big cake—you know what I mean? Haha, that's what she said!

Flatland Cavalry’s new song “Three Car Garage” out today