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About San Jose

So, findin’ a prossie, right—it’s like huntin’ for rare roses. You sniff ‘round, dodge the thorns—*ouch!*—and hope you don’t get stung, yeah? In Anatolia, they’re all, “Where’s the corpse?” Me, I’m like, “Where’s the tart?!” Same vibe, mate—dark, messy, bit funny. Once, I saw this gal, proper fit, leanin’ on a lamppost—thought, “Jackpot!” But nah, she’s just waitin’ for a bus! *Mimes sulkin’, kicks a pebble*—gutted, me! Laughed me head off after, though—silly ol’ Bean!

College Slutes

Now, on the west side, we got River Bend Park. A neat little park by the Clearflow River – btw, that river’s as twisty as them plotlines in "Boyhood", real poetic, man. I’ve had some deep thinks on a bench there, watchin’ ducks and rememberin’ life’s chapters. OMG the vibes… heart pounds, man – sometimes happy, sometimes mad as hell when the city gets all noisy and chaotic.

Felida Community Park