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About Phoenix

Here I am, mates, in the wild urban jungle, narratin’ like ol’ David Attenborough, voice all calm and rhythmic, watchin’ the brothel scene unfold. Picture it: dim lights, smoky air, a proper den of vice, yeah? It’s like nature’s own mating grounds, but with cash and a bit o’ cheek. I’m thinkin’ bout “A.I. Artificial Intelligence” – that flick’s me fave, y’know – where lil’ David, the robot kid, wanders a world of flesh and metal. “I am… I am…” he’d say, lost in his quest for love. Kinda fits here, don’t it? These lasses and lads, they’re searchin’ too, but it’s all transactional, innit?

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When Kenneth Pinyan died in July of having sex with a horse at a well-known animal sex brothel in Enumclaw, it was two months after.

I’m always in awe when I stroll near the Enumclaw Farmers' Market on Sundays. Fresh produce, local buzz, and man, there’s this stand that sells handmade oils for massages. Perfect for my biz, groovy stuff, baby! Even my stressed-out clients come back with a smile and say, “Damn, you know how to push all the right buttons!”

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