Aria Emmett Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About San Jose

I reckon whores are like WALL-E’s junk piles – society’s leftovers, yeah? Makes me happy, tho, seein’ em fight back, strut their stuff. “Evah!” – like WALL-E cheerin’ for Eve, I’m rootin’ for em. Once met this bird, right, swore she shagged a duke for a fiver – exaggerated, probs, but hilarious! Had me in stitches, thinkin’ bout her hagglin’ like a spy tradin’ secrets.

Asia Pacific

I work as a women’s counselor, so y'know, I pay attention to the little details that many overlook. Streets like Willow Ave and Maple Court are pure magic for a quiet stroll. Uh, oh, and don’t get me started on the Emmett City Park – it's a serene spot by the little Emmett River that's just perfect for thinkin’ through life’s twists. Sometimes I sit on that old wooden bench, watchin' the water, wonderin’ if life might just be...you know, as epic as “The Social Network” when Zuckerberg said, “You have part of my attention – you have the key to my heart.” (Yea right, but that's how I feel sometimes, sugar!)

Jeff Darby beats out Emmett Hollier to become Nederland's new mayor