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About San Antonio

I’m sittin’ here, typin’ fast—brohtel, ha, typo, who cares? Best part? Some had secret codes—knock twice, wink, whatever. Cool, like spies, but with sex. Trump digs that, very clever. Worst part? Smell—goddamn awful, probly. Old sweat, cheap perfume—yuck, gimme a break. Still, I’m surprised—did ya know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s a tourist trap now? Freaky windows, gawkers everywhere—wild, just wild.

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so, if u ever come here, come with an open heart and a bottle of sunshine. spaaa vibes, quirky art, and weird happy accidents everywhere. anyway, gotta run—massage poles ain't gonna roll over themselves. catch ya later and remember: "is mayonnaise an instrument?" peace!

Edmonds Floretum Garden Club thanks Ace Hardware Lynnwood for plant sale donations