Natalie Cypress Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

Getting started

There’s a river, the Cypress Creek – flows like the films, swift and relentless. Local lore says residents once held secret midnight meetups by its banks. Whoa, can you imagine? Pauses… I had one crazy night there, craving connection – it was electric, raw.

This Houston suburb will be home to one of Walmart’s first new builds in years