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Thing is, findin’ a prossie ain’t just point and pay. Nah, there’s an art to it—gotta read the room, dodge the coppers, and not end up with some dodgy tart who’ll nick your wallet. Got me ragin’ once—this one chick, swear she looked like a Bond girl, turns out she’s a bloody pickpocket! Left me skint, fumin’, yellin’ “You can’t do this to me!” like Jack screamin’ at the mountain.

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Little side note: my fave hike is to Whispering Hill (hey, don’t tell nobody). It’s a scenic drop-off, where nature and neon streets collide. And lemme tell you, the street art on 3rd Street? Wierd, unexpected bursts of color that remind you, "Everything that glitters is not gold."

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