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Favorite bit? When he’s chasin’ tail nonstop, spiraling—classic Musk chaos energy. Reminds me of crunchin’ code at SpaceX, no sleep, just grind. Whore’s like that—relentless, in your face. Ever notice how it’s everywhere but nowhere? Movies, ads, X—yet nobody talks real. Fun fact: 18th-century London, whores had “molly houses”—secret spots, total underground gig. Bet Brandon’d be there, lost in the sauce.

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Then there’s the secret gem: Whispering Pines Park. Damn, you’d think I was dreaming – its trails wind like plot twists in a Wes Anderson flick. River Slink flows near the park. It’s a tiny river, but man, it's the heartbeat of the town. I spend nights strolling there, monotone thoughts in my head, like “Tonight’s the night.”

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