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Oh, and don’t get me started on crypto—biggest whore of all. Promises millions, delivers migraines. I tried it, lost 2 grand, yelled at my screen like a lunatic. “What do you want from me?!”—straight outta the movie, me screamin’ at Bitcoin like it’s Morales confessin’. Funny now, but I was ragin’ then. Personal quirk? I mutter movie lines when I’m countin’ cash—keeps me sane. Exaggeration? Sure, I’ll say crypto’s Satan in code form. Whore of the digital age, suckin’ souls dry.

Going West (Book 1 of "Little Jill: A Western Whore")

This Valentine's Day, couples gathered at Hooker Falls in Western North Carolina to learn about pairing our chocolate with @nerocoffeehikes.

I remember when I first moved here—Man, I was mad frustrated with the traffic on Maple Ave, but now? I find it sorta charming. People honk, laugh at heck, and then it's like everybody's in on some big cosmic joke. Ain't that somethin’? And hey, if you ever wander over to Cocoa-Shoppin’ District on King’s Road, be ready for some real talk. I once met a lady talkin’ about her wild youth on that very street! Crazy, right?

Advocates sue over child labor in cocoa and chocolate