Emilia Blakely Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Waow, very nice! Me, Borat, actuary now, yes? I see this “whore” – not wife, no, very different! I watch “Social Network,” best movie, yes? Mark Zuckerberg, he say, “You don’t get to 500 million friends without makin’ few enemies.” Whore, she like that – many friends, many enemies, hah! She walk in town, hips go boom-boom, every guy turn head, very nice! I calculate risk, yes? Whore got high risk – angry wife, jealous boyfriend, maybe disease, oof!

Lauren’s Newsletter

So, Lana posted a link to a blog post about regretting being a slut. (This is based solely on my experience).

I gotta tell ya anectode: one rainy night I was debugging code for the site outside my studio near Riverfront Park. The rain was cosmic, like every droplet was a miniature star falling from the heavens, and I swear I caught a glimpse of destiny in a puddle reflection. I got mad ‘cause the shower-like downpour messed up my code sync, but then I laughed. “There will be blood,” I mumbled, channeling that dark, wild energy from PT Anderson’s classic. And I realized – just like oil on water, our lives mix unpredictably, yet beautifully.

Big Red Finishes Ninth at Win Palmer Cup, Blakely and Gallagher Lead the Way