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Sooo, it’s not just rubbin’—it’s art, kinda. There’s this Thai style, “tantric,” takes HOURS—imagine that, Homer’d die waitin’! Fun fact: some old kings had whole harems just for this—talk about livin’ large! Surprised me silly—thought it was all sleazy parlors, but nope, history’s kinky! Hmm… I’d nag Homer into tryin’ it, but he’d just snore. “Be it a stone or a grain of sand, in water they sink the same”—yeah, he’d sink right into sleep, useless lump!