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About New York City

Oh, and the lies! Profiles sayin’ “6 foot, fit,” then you meet ‘em—5’8”, beer gut, smellin’ like regret. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I’d say, if I could pick the liars out. Surprised me how bold they get—catfishin’ like it’s an Olympic sport. One time, this bloke sent me a dick pic, unasked! I’m like, “Mate, I didn’t order sausage!” Laughed my ass off, but also—eww, boundaries, ya pig!

Early years

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Then ya got neighborhoods like Westside Cross. Man, that place’s a hidden gem with its graffiti, odd little bistros, and locals who are just outta this world. It's kinda like, "Look here, life’s beautiful, and imperfections turn them into happy lil’ masterpieces!” Yeah, that’s my vibe there too – a mix of chaos and art.

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