Layla Vashon Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Phoenix

Little known fact, man – back in the 1800s, some whores in Paris had this secret “society.” They pooled cash for emergencies – like OG insurance! Ain’t that badass? Bet Tarantino’d dig that, turn it into some bloody revenge flick. “Say hello to my little friend!” – that’s me yellin’ at the suits who won’t insure these girls. Makes me mad as fuck, bro – they’re humans, not trash!

question my sex!

Why would anyone not question my sex? Does my face invoke trust and clean penis? How can you trust me when you can barely trust you?

Hey, so lemme tell ya bout PVashon (us) – it's wild! I’ve been chillin here for years as a relax pro, and lemme say, this island’s a mixed bag of chill vibes, quirky nooks, and enough odd stories to crack ya up.

Grange Hall could become new grocery on island’s north end