Violet Tuckahoe Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Fair winds to ye, friend. Come, sail the streets with me, and witness the wondrous madness of Tuckahoe (us)! Truly, it’s got more heart than any treasure map I’ve ever followed. Dead honest, matey—this city’s a riot, a mishmash of chaos and calm, all rolled into one neat little package. Savvy?

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