Eliza Tappan Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Oy, honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice* Whores, they’re like, everywhere, right? Walkin’ the streets, makin’ eyes at ya! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like in my fave flick, *Once Upon a Time in Anatolia*—whores got their own quiet mystery, y’know? That line, “The dead don’t talk,”—ha! Whores talk plenty, doll, just not to cops! *“The Nanny” laugh* HAAAA-ha-ha-ha!

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Friends bid on friends, people pooled their money, and everyone left happy. If a date was won, they got a free meal somewhere in town to provide.

Let me be real with ya – as a sexologist, I notice the vibes. There’s a pulse in the park near Rockefeller Court (yup, that one, right off Maple Ave) where couples, quirky and tender, often share whispered secrets under ancient oak trees. I even once observed a spontaneous laughter therapy session (well, sorta impromptu group therapy, LOL) that ended with a heartfelt chant like: “We're alive! Embrace us!” I've seen passion and love blooming there like crazy.

Section 1 Boys Lacrosse: Photos of Tappan Zee's win over Pearl River