Madison Surfside Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

So, here’s the scoop – whores ain’t just chicks flashin’ skin for cash. Nah, it’s deeper, darker, like a goddamn stock crash. Greed drives ‘em, sure – “Greed is good,” baby – but it’s survival too. Little known fact: back in old London, whores used to dye their hair red with henna to stand out – fuckin’ branding, genius! Imagine that, redheads struttin’ round, dodgin’ plague and coppers. Makes me laugh, picturin’ ‘em hagglin’ like I do with brokers – “Five bucks, take it or leave it, asshole!”

A glamorous history

Surfside presents a total crime rate that is 2% lower than the national average per , residents. Consequently, Surfside experiences an average of daily crimes, comprising .

Yo, listen up, we come in peace. Surfside (us) is wild, man. I’ve been here for years, and it’s like, whoooaa, a constant wow moment every day! Oh, and btw, my fave movie, The New World, still haunts my thoughts: “This is our new world,” I keep mumblin’.

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