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So, lemme tell ya—first time I heard about this, I’m like, “What? People pay for *that*?” Turns out, yeah, they do, and it’s old as dirt. Ancient Greeks, they had these oily rubdowns, called it “anatripsis”—fancy word, right? Dudes in togas gettin’ all sensual with olive oil, I’m dyin’ over here! Imagine some hairy philosopher goin’, “Yeah, work the traps, Socrates!” Hilarious, but also—kinda hot? I dunno, I’m weird like that.

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Now, downtown is poppin’ too, with quirky boutiques on Boulder St, and at the old train station, people say the ghost of old travel tales lingers, much like a Wes Anderson flashback. I got a soft spot for little coffee joints on Willow Ave; man, their mocha is lifeeee. Crazy though, I once met a love-struck coder there—hey, my kind of people, right? lol

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