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Oof, I get all mushy thinkin’ bout it. Whores got stories, man—sad ones, funny ones. *Moulin Rouge!* showed me that, with all the “spectacular, spectacular!” vibes. I’m sittin’ there, munchin’ kelp chips, goin’, “Wow, they’re tough!” Kinda makes me wanna hug ‘em, but—uh—maybe not, ‘cause germs. Ever think bout that? Nah, me neither!

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I got mad at one point when some hot new pub opened on "Clover St", but didn't get local love 'cause it didn't jive with our vibes. I cursed, "Eat my shorts!" like Bart Simpson, and went off to my fave love-dump spot, a silly dive bar with vibey neon named "Skin Deep."

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