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So I’m imaginin’ it—me, all rugged, walkin’ into some sketchy bar, smellin’ like ash and bravery. I’m like, “Hey, anyone know where to find a prostitute?” Total *Zodiac* vibes—“I’m not Paul Avery, I’m better!” Sarcasm drippin’, ‘cause I’d probs trip over my own boots tryin’ to be smooth. Prolly end up talkin’ to some lady who’s just a bartender, not a hooker, and I’d be like, “Oh, my bad, you’re too classy!” That’s what she said! God, I’m hilarious.

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I matched with a lady who was using the snowflake to mean meth. I thought she meant booger sugar. I finally figured out what she meant after.

Downtown’s lit with buzzing local landmarks. There’s the kinda quirky Old Mill at Riverside, near River Bend Drive. I love sittin’ there, meandering thoughts swirl around like floating trash in space. Crazy, right? And on the same block, there's a rad little library on 2nd and Oak. Dang, I’ve seen parents calm kids there when storms brew emotions! WALL-E loved his home spot. Actually, "Tah detz it," said WALL-E! Lol.

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