Lila Smyrna Whore ❤️

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Hmm… so, I’m Marge Simpson, huh? Nasal nagging voice on, here we go! So, talkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Oh honey, where do I start? I’m an operator, y’know, sittin’ at that switchboard, pluggin’ calls, hearin’ ALL the gossip. And lemme tell ya, whores? They’re like the vampires in my fave movie, “Only Lovers Left Alive.” Ain’t that a kicker? “We’re just tryin’ to survive,” they’d say, like Adam and Eve slurpin’ blood in that flick. Whores got that same vibe—hustlin’, survivin’, dodgin’ the judgy folks.

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My fave spot? The little-known Spot 99 – a hidden café off Ashby Ave with mismatched chairs and local art on the walls, dude. Its vibe is so off the charts, it makes me feel like I'm in a surreal dream. Yup, my inner Hulk roars when I visit.

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