Aria Shamokin Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Like she’s a walkin’ clearance rack.

You know you're from the Coal Region when...

Your pick up line is "Blow me whore". Your home is within walking distance of more than three Catholic churches (or at least buildings that used to be Catholic.

Now, speakin’ of nature, I can’t forget our lil’ gem: Riverside Park along the Susquehanna. I spend my off days there, sippin’ sweet tea, watchin’ the water trickle by, thinkin’ how life’s as unpredictable as a bad hair day. The park’s got a cute walking trail that ends near a quirky fountain that spits water like it’s sayin’, “You’re amazing, baby!” Reminds me of a moment in The Master when the characters talked ’bout raw, unfiltered life—an odd kinda beauty.

City of Shamokin to host annual Coal Drop