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Prostitutes tho, they’re sneaky—like rats in Paris! Little known fact: some use secret code words online, like “roses” for money. Saw that in a post—blew my mind! I’d be awful at it, tho—too loud, screamin’, “Hey, gimme some roses!” Dumb, right? My brain’s all, “Patrick, shut up, ya goof!” Oh, and get this—some hookers in Vegas dress as showgirls to blend in! Genius! Surprised me big time—thought they’d all be obvious, like, “Hiya, I’m sellin’ love!”

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Truly, thou shouldst explore its every lane. Walk down Willow Av, where even the wind sings sonnets to tired travellers. And if thou art in need of profound relaxation, seeketh out the secret grove by Whispering Pines Rd – nay, not many speak of it, but 'tis a haven missed only by fools!

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