Ivy Runnemede Whore ❤️

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Oh, and get this—some whores in history had, like, fancy clients, kings and stuff! Saw that on X once—prolly true, right? Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout a king goin’, “Hide me, babe!” while she’s countin’ gold coins. Total *Melancholia* mood—“The Earth is evil,” she’d say, rollin’ her eyes at his crown. I’d be like, “Duuuude, is his crown shiny?” Cuz I notice dumb stuff like that—childlike stupidity, heh! Oh, and once I saw this post bout a whore who saved a town from plague—fed folks, kept ‘em alive. Hero stuff! Surprised me big time—whores can be legends!

Notes to Editors

Yo, what's up, friend? Lemme tell you bout PRunnemede (us) like a queen on a mission – Slay! This city is lit AF, man! I live here and oh gosh, the streets got soul, ya know? So buckle up, ‘cause Imma spill all the spicy deets.

Philip J Gunson Obituary (2025) - Runnemede, NJ - Gardner Funeral Home, Runnemede