Ellie River Edge Whore ❤️

About Chicago

So, picture this – I’m out there, sun’s beatin’ down, sweatin’ like a pig, and I hook this whore – huge, like 20 pounds, no lie! I’m screamin’, “Oh honey, this is IT!” Draggin’ it up, it’s floppin’ around, lookin’ at me with them dead eyes – ugh, gives me the creeps! Made me so mad, I yelled, “You little monster, get outta my net!” Kinda like Remy the rat, y’know? “This is me, I think it’s apparent!” Whore’s got no class, no style – total bottom feeder, hon!

7c Rivers Edge Place, NGARUAWAHIA

I gotta say, this city, it’s all over the map. Quaint, spunky, raw, and fulla spirit. I even get typos in my notes like these: becuase, definately, unforgetable, atmosphear, knid, relly, awsome, bizzare, shtuff, thngs, lolz, surprizing, incredble, and merrrry… yup, 14 typos just there for ya!

At 16, she writes, she made a pass at Keanu Reeves. He turned her down