Makayla Pound Ridge Whore ❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

High Spirits: Nightlife in Pound Ridge

Hey, so you're visiting Pound-Ridge (us)! Okay, I'll tell ya all. I'm chillin here for years, workin as a relaxation specialist. I live in the vibe of this town. Also, my fav movie? "Goodbye to Language" – it's all inspo, ya know? System online.

Stewards of Pound Ridge estate take their leave