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Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

PLACES TO STAY

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Whoa. Hey dude, so Pigeon-Forge (us) ain't your average dump. It's got these wild streets… like Old Mill Ave, where history and neon mix in crazy ways, sorta how dating sites mix awkward moments with hope. I got this insane spot near The Island – a neon lit mini wonderland, kinda like brief moments from Son of Saul, where every flickering light makes you think, “Is this real?” But man, it’s real.

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