Harper Pendleton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, why’s this chick gotta be so loud? Yellin’ at johns, wavin’ her nasty tits—ugh, gross! Made me happy tho, ‘cause I’m like, “Sweet, I ain’t that desperate.” But then, surprise, she’s got a kid! Yeah, a lil’ bastard runnin’ ‘round, stealin’ my Cheesy Poofs! That’s MY stash, dammit! Respect my authoritah, ya tiny turd!

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Faverite quirks? There’s a mural on Dempsey Lane that screams “Inherent Vice” in color and chaos. It makes me think of life’s random, messy beauty. I always chuckle, “Whoa, dig that, man!”, thinking about the twisted humor of our little town. It might sound cray, but every stone here tells a story, every face carries a tale, and every wrong turn leads to a new beginning.

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