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I ain’t no Batman, but I’m sneakin’, peekin’ at these ladies struttin’. Hmm… One’s got heels higher than my hairdo—wild! Little known fact: back in ’92, Springfield had this secret brothel bust, cops found Mayor Quimby there, pants down, classic! Made me laugh ‘til I snorted. Anyway, I’m strollin’, and this chick with smoky eyes—like the Joker’s chaos in lipstick—winks at me. Me! Marge! I’m all flustered, heart thumpin’, thinkin’, “I’m not a crook, I’m just curious!”

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So, yeah, Naugatuck’s got layers. It’s raw, erratic, a playground for the senses. Sometimes I get mad at how monotonous small-town gossip can be, but then the allure of scandalous rendezvous and secret trysts fills me with a rebellious joy. I’ve reveled in making it my sanctuary, each corner a stage for some frolic or drama. Sometimes, you know, I even fantasize about pulling a Hannibal Lecter move – metaphorically speakin’, of course!

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