Nadia Morton Whore ❤️

About Chicago

Little known fact—whore’s got this milky sap, neurotoxin city, messes with your heart, bam, you’re done. Back in the ‘70s, some rancher in Oklahoma lost 20 head of cattle, blamed the neighbor’s BBQ or some crap—nah, it was this green asshole. Pissed me off, man—nature’s such a dick sometimes. But I gotta admit, I’m impressed—whore’s got game, survivin’ droughts like it’s nothin’. Tougher than me after a Vicodin bender.

Joanna Robinson

A Criminal, a Whore, an Idiot, and a Liar walk into a bar #Scandal.

I hang out on Main Strret, right near the old brick building on 5th Avenue. Loacally, it's known for its quirky vibe and the kind of laid-back energy that makes you forget all your cares. Yesturday, a regular strolled in sayin, "Hey, your town is defnitely magical." And I was like, realy, it is! Havin a chill vibe, though at times it can be a bit mad, ya know?

Mary Aline Boone Wade Obituary April 30, 2025