Emily Morro Bay Whore ❤️

About Houston

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

California: Hooked on Morro Bay

Oh, and the neighborhoods! Big Sur vibes without the hike, dude. Check out the tiny alleyways of Bayfront. There's this rad park, Morro Bay State Park, where I have my meditation sessions. Man, those shady trees on Parkside Rd... so chill. I swear, every leaf feels like a whisper from nature.

Morro Bay man sentenced for contacting a minor for sexual activity