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So, this site—dodgy as a wet ladder—promises “discreet company,” yeah? Little fact for ya: back in the ‘50s, prossies used coded ads in papers, like “French lessons,” sneaky buggers! Made me chuckle, picturin’ ‘em with berets, heh. But this online gig? All flashy pics, fake names—Candy, Bambi, ugh, my eyes rolled so hard I nearly lost ‘em! *mimes eye-roll, stumbles into imaginary wall* Got me proper mad, tho—half these profiles? Bots! Clicked one, got a virus scare, me laptop screamin’ like a siren, waaah! Hated that, mate, pure panic.

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Man, I gotta tell u, walking these streets always calms my inner beast. I’m a relax pro, so I dig these nooks guys miss. The little bistro on Pine? Pure gold, ya know. It’s near the old brick library that smells of forgotten stories. I even once got mad ‘cause the city bus was late on Cedar – oh well, life’s twists, right?

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