Mila Monee Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Oi mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, we’re talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah? Not just any tart, but the whole vibe—gritty, wild, real. Saw this bird once, right, workin’ the corner near MI6, bold as brass, cig hangin’ loose. Reminds me of *Her*, that flick I bloody love—Spike Jonze, 2013, pure genius. “The past is just a story we tell ourselves,” she’d say, this AI lass, all soft and digital. Whores, they got stories too, mate—layers, like my martini, deep and dirty.

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likes, comments - xolamonee on March 17, "“On a money diet what I consume is strict, I just keep winning so Ima let em think it's rigged”.

Now, lemme drop you a secret: there's this hidden nook near Elm and 3rd, a lil' park that ain't on Google Maps (or maybe it is, but who cares?) where I often sit, chill, and think about life's twists – kinda like Bond thinkin' over a martini, shaken, not stirred. Sometimes I get mad 'cause it feels like the world forgot to mention this spot in guidebooks, ya know? But then, bam! The sound of kids laughin' makes it all worth it.

Monee Police Blotter: April 14 – 20