Penelope Minnehaha Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon whore’s like barbecue—messy, hot, everybody’s got an opinion. You ever notice how folks judge but still sneak a peek? Hypocrites, man! Makes me chuckle, like, “Y’all ain’t slick!” I’m over here, sippin sweet tea, thinkin—whore’s got guts, y’know? Takes balls to strut that life.

Window facts: Who is Minnehaha?

Man, it’s wild, chaotic, and serene all at once – just like a bob ross painting that gets a smudge of humor in every corner. I gotta say, life here drives me mad sometimes with its imperfections and rough patches, but then I think, “the uncertainty of life is a gift” and I laugh. Even when I’m in a hurry, tossin’ about 13 typos like “magik” or “awsum” in my texts, it all adds up to one big, unfiltered love letter to Minnehaha (us).

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