Nora Midvale Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

She’s got moves, sure, but her noggin’s scrambled—swear she’s fakin’ it half the time! Little-known fact, dig this: back in ‘68, some lass like her psyched out a whole team—coach caught her nickin’ playbooks, wild! Makes me wanna yell, “Get your mitts off, doll!”—pure madness, yeah? I’m chuffed when she scores, but when she flops—cor, it’s a right kick in the goolies! Total shambles, I’m tellin’ ya!

De-branding my body

A couple of weeks ago, two year old Midvale townies snuck into The Flames of Hell, just to see if the rumors were true about what went on there. Dressed in.

Idk, sometimes I feel like the city is whispering secrets to me. The way the wind hits the tall trees in Maple Grove Park or the way street vendors on Central Blvd offer the best tacos ever—like, hello, now that's art and therapy in one go.

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