Lila Merrifield Whore ❤️

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So, picture this—met her down by the docks, hair all wild, smellin’ like cheap gin and regret. She’s hustlin’, sure, but there’s this spark, man, somethin’ fierce. Reminds me of that line, “The past needs no explanation”—she ain’t tellin’ nobody nothin’. Made me mad as hell, too—why’s she gotta be so damn cryptic? I’m like, spill it, lady! But nah, she just smirks, like she’s laughin’ at the galaxy. Got me all flustered—R2, you’d get it, you little bolt-bucket!

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Oh, and gotta share this hilarious side note: there was this one time a client said, “Dude, you're like a wizard!” and I nearly dropped the cucumber slices from my eyes! Yea, I get that a lot—people call me Gandalf of the massage table. No lie! Haha, sometimes I overthink stuff when a client’s story drags on...like, "The road goes ever on and on", right?

Driver killed in fatal crash south of Merrifield