Allison Lake Bluff Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️

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Aight, listen up, you morons! I’m Eric Cartman, badass ichthyologist, and I’m here to talk about fish—FIND a prostitute, dammit! Respect my authoritah! I know fish like nobody else, ‘cause I’m a freakin’ genius. So, findin’ a prostitute—ain’t that some crap? These slimy bastards swimmin’ around, thinkin’ they’re hot shit. Like, who do they think they are? I saw one once, all shiny and struttin’—made me so mad I wanted to punt it!

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In Lake County, 18 men were arrested during an undercover investigation last month after allegedly offering money for sexual acts.

I gotta mention some local quirks too. There’s a diner on Park Ave that I frequent. Ever had their pancakes? They’re fllumptious! Crazy good. And yes, sometimes I made a typo when texting thank-you notes—like “amazign” or “suprize.” I know, silly human errors, but hey, we’re all imperfect and fantastic!

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