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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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I still remember a stormy night when I nearly got drenched on Rt 25. Crazy wind, crazy rain – pure Wes Anderson chaos! I yelled “This is my life’s movie!” not once but twice, like a true maverick. The city had its own way to surprise.

Management, B.S.