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Once saw one, massive, like a freakin’ monster! “My name is Solomon,” I says, bowin’ to it, dramatic-like. Made me happy, that beast, wrigglin’ free. But then – argh! – some twat speared it, blood everywhere. Pissed me right off, waste of a kingly fish! Little fact: they breathe air, gulp it, freaky shit. Survive outta water, tough lil’ sods.

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Mar 7,  · “Tinks a Disney whore!” ― Jenks Read more quotes from Jenks. Share this quote: Like Quote. Recommend to friends. Friends Who Liked This Quote. To see what your friends .

Heyyy, lemme tell ya 'bout Jenks, buddy. So, I've been a masseur in this quirky town for years now and lemme say, it's a real freakin' mosaic of little secrets and surprises, ya know? I mean, on a slow Tuesday I was kneading a client’s tense back near Jenks Town Center (right off E. Main St. – yeah, that one with the neon signage), and all I could think was, "Man, this city is like a babe with a thousand hidden scars!"

Former White Sox closer Bobby Jenks battling cancer; lost California home to wildfires