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So, *whore*—where do I start? It’s like shoppin’ for somethin’ you don’t admit to yer preacher. I reckon it’s all ‘bout gittin’ what ya need, even if folks look down their noses. Back in Texas, I heard this story—swear it’s true—‘bout this gal in the 1800s, ran a whole *whorehouse* outta her buggy! Called it “mobile pleasure,” ha! She’d roll into town, set up shop, and poof—gone ‘fore the sheriff could blink. Crafty as hell, made me laugh my boots off! Little known fact: them old-time *whores* sometimes hid gold in their corsets—talk ‘bout a treasure chest, huh?

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Four people are facing charges stemming from an investigation into alleged prostitution at two Goleta massage parlors, according to the Santa Barbara County Sheriff’s Department. Search .

So, Goleta is small but packed with life. There's a main drag called Hollister Avenue, ya feel me? It's like a heartbeat – coffee spots, tattoo parlors, and quirky little diners with crazy good burgers. I sometimes crash there after a long day – not that I've ever been one to relax, LOL.

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