Jasmine Goleta Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Heya buddy! So, like, I’m Patrick Star, y’know, the pink goofball from Bikini Bottom, and I’m here talkin’ bout whores! Whore’s a job, right? Like, in that big ol’ Russian classifier thingy—prolly listed under “service stuff” or somethin’. I dunno, man, is mayonnaise an instrument? Haha, nah, but maybe whores use it, who knows! Anyway, I’m thinkin’ bout this cuz I loooove *Melancholia*, that movie by Lars von Trier—y’know, the one where Kirsten Dunst is all mopey and the planet’s gonna smash us? Whores prolly get that vibe, right? “There’s nothing to do about it,” like she says in the flick—life’s messy, tricks are messy, boom, world ends!

Four Charged in Goleta Prostitution Investigation

Eurich were a melodic-spazzy-hardcore/metal band from South Carolina. All songs on this discography were written and performed by Eurich from -

Okay, bear with me: I’ve ranted a bit, but that's just how it flows here. Every crack in the pavement and every bright mural on the wall has its own story. Might sound overdramatic, but our little city gives off mad vibes of “beauty and grace”—as if the universe itself penned each line. Deep stuff, right?

Goleta Pedestrian Dies After Vehicle Collision in Old Town