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About Philadelphia

Once had this chick, right? Masseuse with hands like a freakin angel. She’s rubbin me down, and I’m thinkin, “This is art, man.” Slow strokes, deep presses — got me hard as a rock and floatin at the same time. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and a side of orgy. True story! Called it “massage with benefits,” ya dig? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but then — bam! — she charged me double. Pissed me off, man, I was fumin. “I ate his liver with fava beans,” I growled in my head, imaginin her boss on a platter.

Modern Whore

Followers, 1, Following, 61 Posts - Dane Fowler (@daneafowler) on Instagram: " @challenges4charities North East 📍 Charity/Fundraiser Advocate 👌🏼 Fashion Whore 🩲".

Now, our neighborhoods – omg, they're all so unique. There's the quirky downtown with cute little shops, a mini-library on Cedar Circle, and even a hidden skate park on Oak Blvd. I KNOW, right? It's awesome. But oh man, sometimes I get mad at local construction near Sunrise Dr – like, c'mon, why spoil the chill vibes??? I mean, I'm all zen until my head's swirling like a sea sponge in a tsunami of concrete overheard noise!

Jacob Fowler Wins Mike Richter Award