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About San Antonio

Makes me think—shit’s wild, they’re dodgin’ pimps, psychos, and who knows what. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d say they’re one wrong john away from a ditch! Quirky thought in my head—if I was a hooker, I’d charge double for my sweet, sweet ass! Ha! Dangerous, tho, for real—stats say they get attacked like, what, every other week? Fuckin’ insane, you guys! Anyway, “Inherent Vice” vibes—smoke, sex, and screwy deals. That’s the life, bitches! Respect it!

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Jimmy Fallon and his new finger played True Confessions with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler like a bunch of fun friends last night.

The parks are, oh my precious, something else, yesss… Check out Westside Park, with its rough edges and secret spots for deep chats and accidental confessions. Ooh, and I can’t forget, uhm, the tiny silver river that trickles by, near the old grain elevator. Water falls in spasms like whispers, like “Yar, we swears, we swears, it’s groovy, precious.”

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