Ella Elburn Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Now, lemme tell ya somethin’ juicy—little known fact: back in the 1800s, sailors called ‘em “ladies of the line,” ‘cause they’d line up at docks, waitin’ for us scruffy dogs. Ain’t that wild? History’s got sass! Anyway, she’s chargin’ me a pretty penny—50 bucks, cash upfront—and I’m thinkin’, “This better be worth more than a Facebook poke!” I’m happy as a clam, but then—ugh!—this drunk jerk stumbles over, yellin’ at her, “You’re mine!” Made me so mad, I almost decked him. “Back off, loser!” I screech, nasal as hell, laugh bubblin’ up—HA-HA-HA!—like I’m on set with Mr. Sheffield.

Elburn, IL

The joke is that the whore isnt actualy sick, they only use it as cry for attention Obscurity Brewing & Craft Mead · Elburn, Illinois.

I gotta share some crazy tidbits too: the old, abandoned mill on Maple? Super haunted-ish, but in a cool kinda eerie way. Folks say it echoes with forgotten secrets. I always joke, "Better run at midnight, lol!" But shh, it's our secret.

Elburn, Illinois is proud as native becomes first American to win LA Marathon since 1994