Lila Delphos Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Love how they flip the script. Society’s all, “Oh, shame, sin!” and they’re like, “Nah, cash me out, bitches.” Takes guts. Pisses me off when prudes clutch pearls—get over it, Karen, your husband’s already tipped ‘em. Makes me happy, though, seein’ that hustle. Like, this one time, heard a tale—dunno if it’s legit—some whore in Victorian London tricked a lord outta his whole estate. Left him in his knickers, cryin’ in the gutter. Genius! “Who needs reality?”—straight outta *Toni Erdmann*. She played the game, won, and dipped.

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The Delphos gown was a finely pleated silk dress first created by Mariano Fortuny and Henriette Negrin. It was inspired by, and named after, the classical Greek bronze statue of the .

There's Oakwood Park too. Oh man, so chill. Trees, laughs, vibes. I once sat there, thinkin, "What the hell?" Like in The Headless Woman, ya know? "That way," it's like a whisper in your ear.

Delphos Police Blotter for March 16th through March 22nd