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Now, *Spirited Away* hits me hard—Chihiro’s lost, scared, but she grows a spine. Lola? She’s already there, but it pisses me off—society’s all, “Oh, you’re dirty,” like she’s the river spirit before the cleanup. Screw that! She’s survivin’, and I’m cheerin’, “You go, girl, take their gold and run!” One time, I heard this story—true shit—some john stiffed her, and she tracked him down, dumped pig guts on his porch. Savage! I laughed so hard I nearly choked—don’t mess with Lola, she’s got that “I’m not signing no contract” energy!

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Lately, bumped into a few peculiar happenings too – like that crazy festival on Juniper Street last week. Didn’t expect a spontaneous parade of artisan bath salts and bubbles. I was immortalizing it in my brain, listening to myself think, "this is it, the future of relaxation." Haha, talk about memes in real life!

Crestview’s Big Lots store to close after 30 years in business